This is not a comprehensive list, because if it was, you'd have to promote me to heaven, now.
1. OMG. I am so tired of acronyms that take as long to say as the real words, and also mean the real words.
2. I have 4 followers. I should put a button on my blog that says, "I AM SO LAME!"
3. Cream of mushroom soup. I so just do not understand cream of mushroom soup. I just swear that it's cheaper to put in cream and mushrooms, and a lot less globular.
4. Putting stuff away. I like my stuff to be ready to come.
5. Running wedgies. Can someone please create panties that do not do this?
6. Kids basing my knowledge of the English language on the fact that they think I dress like a teenager.
7. Looking at a woman's lipstick that is clearly outside of her lip lines.
8. Too much foam while brushing one's teeth. Do these people buy foam power toothpaste?
BAH! ARGH! GNASHING OF TEETH!