Student: "Miss, are you..."
Me: "Oooookay...." walking away
Student: "Miss, are you pregnant?"
Every person who sees Amaya: "Oh, she's so big! Getting ready for a little brother are we?"
Every person who sees me: "How many kids do you have now?"
Every person I want to kick in the shins: "Congratulations!"
This, of course, increased significantly after I lost 10 lbs.
Is it any wonder that I absolutely do NOT want to get pregnant right now?