Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Three things that have been bothering me lately....

1. I saw a car with the license plate "Big Dan." When I saw the guy driving it, I thought, "That is not Big Dan. Maybe I should call the police and told them someone stole Big Dan's car." I think people should consider the case of mistaken identity when they get personalized plates.

2. The word "hardly." Think about it. I can't stop thinking about it.

3. If I go out and get exercise, in order to stop looking this way, then people will see me looking this way. They will think things like, "Looks like another New Year's Resolution." It's an excuse, but it's a dang good one, I think.

1 comment:

Keoni said...

Oh yes, the whole personalized license plate thing. I often see a van at church with the license plate "NOSARK". Sure, most people would read that as a version of Noah's Ark .. not me. I see it, and I think No Sark, as in Cutty Sark, as in a brand of whiskey. I wonder if it's some sort of Alcoholics Anonymous mantra .. "No Sark, No Sark" trying to remember not to drink, or is it a religious affirmation saying, "Yes! We follow the Word of Wisdom!" ... or, are they just plain out of Cutty Sark and hope that I'll give them some? I'll bet Big Dan would share with them.