A lot can happen at 3:36 am. Everything except sleeping.
A baby can be spitting, grunting, crying, hissing, mewling and pissed since 2 am.
He’s been fed (twice), binkied, swaddled, comforted, patted, changed and ignored.
Gas happens. And then that other thing comes 2 hours and other swear words later.
Only at night.
Ok, so it’s only happened 3 nights in a row now, but can you blame me if it feels like