This is what you come back from the store with when you're 12 weeks pregnant:
1. a box of cocoa puffs
2. a tube of pillsbury cinnamon rolls
3. a can of chili
4. a pack of mint gum
And you seriously considered buying a box of hamburger helper, but decided that it would require too much cooking and it's too unethical considering your previous beliefs on such foods. I mean, I've crossed lines already, but this may be just too far.