Tuesday, October 21, 2008

When I Grow Up

Here's what I want to be when I grow up and why I deserve to be so:

1. Tall (because I already know what short is like)

2. A doctor (because I watch many medical themed shows and always know when it's not Lupus when I watch "House")

3. A culinary school graduate (because I cook a lot, and it is just not fair that I don't know how to cut properly-- I definitely should have learned that through osmosis by now)

4. The next Jane Goodall (because as a teenager, without prior research, I correctly identified why a group of monkeys at the DNA research facility in Oregon were led by matriarchs, and I wrote a book about the Amazon in 4th grade, complete with a painting of a sloth)

5. A persuasive person (because I am going to pull my hair out if one more kid ignores all of my arguments as to why they should try to learn how to read)

1 comment:

Damaris said...

when I grow up I want to be Amy Goodman.

good luck growing up!