Saturday, June 26, 2010

What She Said

IMG_8335 When we told Amaya to stop making repetitive noises in the back seat, she said, “I’m not a talking person. I’m a whoo-ing person.”

When we told her that she wasn’t allowed to have a treat and that we were the bosses, she said, “Then I want some new parents, right now.”

When we were in Foodland, she suddenly said, “P-E-N-I-S!” I glanced at her very quickly so as not to give her any attention. I have never said the word to her so I figured she was just babbling and just so happened on that combination. She looked at me very seriously and yelled loudly, “P-----! P-----! P-----!” while everyone turned to look at us.

When I asked Amaya to get my cell phone for me off the table, she said, “No. You get off your butt and get it yourself.”

And then I said, “Oh, baby, you are going in time out right now.”

Someone came in and replaced my 3-year-old with a teenager.

It’s too bad we don’t use time-out with teenagers.

4 comments:

Damaris said...

Penis.

just had to get it out of my system.

Mariko said...

Yeah. The only reason I didn't actually write the word is because I didn't want my blog to come up on strange search combinations. :)

Masayuki said...

Hahahahaha. That girl never ceases to make me laugh. Now if that was my child, I'm sure I'd have a different attitude about it.

The Crash Test Dummy said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I lub it! Especially the get off your butt one. hahahahahahaha